dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.

This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Spanish Teacher

1. adj. clueless
2. n. one who teaches imaginary ideas
3. n. the only teaching position open to past special ed. students

JOHN: DID U SEE THAT RETARD WITH THE HELMET
BEN: YES THAT WAS MY SPANISH TEACHEr

by COTT PETERSON February 26, 2005

skanksicle

a very serious term used to describe girls who have been with a lot of guys.

She gets with every guy. She is such a skanksicle.

by JuliaT September 23, 2008

scankster

someone who thinks that they are extremely good at:

1. Dancing

2. Looking Cool

3. Being a "Gangster"

4. Any Combination of Two of The Above
or the most possitively obvious, uncool, and worst:

5. ALL The Above
and is also most deffinitely a huge scanky whore.

Emily Braden is a scankster

by Chill83 November 13, 2009

spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.

Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.

by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010

Slanksta

A guy with a BIG penis.

My boyfriend is a Slanksta.

by Jerimiah Goodwin December 2, 2010

spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013