spider shits

When two people cross legs (one person's left and one person's right) while sitting on the same toilet and shit at the same time. Completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.

"Charles and I engaged in spider shits without laughing. I had no idea I was gay."

by Luis Espiezi June 20, 2012

Spider Monkey

Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.

I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.

by MixingEggs June 13, 2018

web spider

Somebody that surfs the net looking for huge lists of emails to send to advertisers

This guy searched ' forum chat @hotmail.com' and got 50 email addresses, he made a bomb

by EthanJP July 1, 2005

Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010

pube spider

one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat

One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!

He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.

by Jaeson - not my real name.... October 14, 2011

spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna

spider-web sex must have got caught up

by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009

shaderade

A drink recommended to all those who act shady.

Timur denied my patent at Stern and Sturrrner, so I told him to drink some shaderade.

by BaziTamoom July 20, 2003