soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.

I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.

by James O'neil June 8, 2019

Mungo-Soggy

Noun: A semi-hard penis; when your dick is stuck in a state between hard and soft, and no matter what you do it won't go up anymore. Synonyms: Semi-hard, semi-flaccid

I had a hard on for an hour while I was waiting for the right time to go down on this girl, but when it finally came time to whip it out, I was Mungo-Soggy.

by Graychin May 20, 2020

soggy towel

A Debbie Downer who is a total damper on the party. Frequently used by hip kids under 33 that are "with it".

That guy at the after party is such a soggy towel, he should just go home and walk his dog.

by SnoopSoggySogs April 27, 2014

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020

Soggy Brovie

You're not looking good friend. Appearing Soggy, fat, old, outdated, or frumpy.

Also, coming with a weak argument. Losing a verbal altercation in person or online. Avoiding the main argument with strawmen or fluff.

Ryan was looking like a soggy brovie arguing politics over social media.

Jeff showed up all soggy brovie after his breakup. He was like Raj ordering lobster on his couch after he got dumped on TBBT.

by E & R December 9, 2024

Soggy Doggy

When you do doggystyle but use your piss as lube.

My wife hates when when we do Soggy Doggy.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019