Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"
by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020
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I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2023
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by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011
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by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016
Get the Weasel Snorting mug."Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!
by beebob40 November 11, 2009
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1. Marked by a lack of responsibility: irresponsible accusations.
2. Lacking a sense of responsibility; unreliable or untrustworthy.
3. Not liable to be called to account by a higher authority.
n.
1. One who has no sense of responsibility.
2. Law One who is mentally unfit to assume responsibility for one's actions.
3. One who is unlikely to be called to account by a higher authority.
4. A little baby of a person thinking their shit don't stink.
1. Marked by a lack of responsibility: irresponsible accusations.
2. Lacking a sense of responsibility; unreliable or untrustworthy.
3. Not liable to be called to account by a higher authority.
n.
1. One who has no sense of responsibility.
2. Law One who is mentally unfit to assume responsibility for one's actions.
3. One who is unlikely to be called to account by a higher authority.
4. A little baby of a person thinking their shit don't stink.
She: What? I didn't do that!
He: Yes you did.
She: No, I would never do such a thing!
He: But you did.
She: I innocent!
Greek Mother-In-Law: She's a scarthopethano.
Physician: Obviously a case of Scorthoparthenism.
He: Yes you did.
She: No, I would never do such a thing!
He: But you did.
She: I innocent!
Greek Mother-In-Law: She's a scarthopethano.
Physician: Obviously a case of Scorthoparthenism.
by uhhuh right January 1, 2010
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