Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan

"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."

by marliemellow April 15, 2009

snuffblat

to give information that is self-evidently not correct

He read the information and said that it was the biggest load of snuffblat that he'd ever read

by Bruce Llama February 28, 2009

shuffle bomb

(n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing

bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.

John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.

by grrrrrstupidipod October 19, 2009

Shufftek

The way of describing a person who listens to techno and is a mad good shuffler. To describe more than one of these people the word becomes 'Shufftekz' because the inclusion of the letter 'z' makes everything so much cooler. The original word was created by a girl called Lily Colin for the original and still best Shufftek of all time; Josh Potter

That guy is such a Shufftek!
Check out that group of Shufftekz!

by Mentos1234 February 3, 2010

Snuffaw

The sound made when a member of parliament is suddenly woken from their slumber to laugh at a ridiculous comment made on the floor of the house.

The sound is created by trying to laugh whilst you are still snoring.

The whole chamber awoke with a huge snuffaw when the Prime Minister let loose the comment "I make my own decisions, based on my convictions"

by AussieObserver April 7, 2011

Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.

“Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”

by TB77 August 21, 2013

shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015