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five knuckle shuffle

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"
by Bigboidave June 13, 2015
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Kansas City Shuffle

From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.
Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."

Nick: *looking towards her*

Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
by CrazEkid April 5, 2006
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Shuffle

Shuffle. To have a wank. Male masturbation.
It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.
I enjoy a nightly shuffle
by bazza7 February 12, 2009
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Sluffer

n. someone who lags
Derived from the word sloth, meaning slow.
Person 1: Hey, have you finished your APUSH project?
Person 2: No, I haven't started yet.
Person 1: Ugh, you sluffer!
by Sluffer September 11, 2012
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Urinal Shuffle

The move you do whilst looking for the fly in your underpants while standing at a urinal.
Shit son, I was doing the urinal shuffle for like 15 minutes and almost peed my britches.
by DieLawn January 5, 2008
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Pedestrian Shuffle

The dance one performs when crossing a busy street but isn't sure how fast the oncoming traffic is going and doesn't know if it's okay to cross.
Usually performed while either in a hurry, on the phone, listening to an iPod, or texting.
While texting on her blackberry, Janice did the pedestrian shuffle when she suddenly realized she was walking into a busy street.
by Drew.B February 11, 2009
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carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.
" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."
by sufimomma February 15, 2009
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