gay scuttling bird

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018

coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019

Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

scatter cat

someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation

1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.

by beatshoes May 21, 2008

scattling

The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.

J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"

by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009

Scattarang

To eject fecal matter with such speed and ferocity that it rebounds on whatever surface you are aiming at and hits you in the behind, quite like a boomerang.

I just had the worst scattarang ever. It bounced right off of Phil and I got bruises all over my frikken balls.

Dude, don't eat at that shitty place, you'll scattarang for sure.

by pogopedagog April 7, 2009

Scattoo

(n): a combination of the words “Scary,” “Scar,” and “Tattoo.”, Luckily the word “Scat” also emerged from this hybrid, which is another word for Fecal Matter. (”Shit”. . . for the vulgar lay-person!)

That tattoo is so bad that its not even a tattoo... its a SCATTOO

by jinji October 13, 2009