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fart salad

When a fart sounds as if it will be a simple affair however it comes out in a totally different manner entirely alternating between loud and rasping to a tiny squeaky whisper before becoming a full-on cacophonous row once more.
Myra lifted a cheek to slide out a subtle fart in the restaurant but was met with shocked and stunned silence when instead a fart salad tore out from her ringpiece instead. The smell was highly repellent as well. She paid up and left very quickly and never returned, such was her embarrassment level.
by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017
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Hot Salad

Literally a green salad that has been warmed up, either intentionally with a microwave, or more likely through neglect such as being left in a hot car.
Nick was noted for unpopular culinary opinions which included hating fries and preferring hot salads.
by DoughboysFanJohn September 21, 2017
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Lifes a salad and ima toss it

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it
by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011
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Salad

Mixing two different types of weed together.
"Hey man wanna match a bowl?"

"No lets just make a salad."
by Funk master A February 23, 2009
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nigger salad

by nigger bob October 24, 2007
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Sajidah

Sajidah is a calm girl, who likes to keep her head down and study. She is shy and doesn't want to attract attention to herself. Sajidah is not someone who will intentionally hurt your feelings, but if she does, she will try her best to apologise. Sajidah is not a girly girl, but rather someone who likes studying things that most girls wouldn't study, such as astronomy or engineering. Sajidah is a great student, who will sometimes go that extra mile, whenever she feels like it, to complete homework and assignments, just for her own self-satisfaction. She is someone who doesn't know how to react when complimented, but compliments others a lot. She is pretty but does not recognize her beauty, no matter how many times others tell her.
"Sajidah is a lovely, calm, bright student and has a lot of potential." Mrs Clinton confidently complimented.
by 74296636337 April 20, 2019
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Salad Cream

Salad Cream is when a males ejaculate is so watery and unfull of semen it is like a diet splurge.
No need to worry about putting a condom on babe, my man mess is pure salad cream.
by TripleDipped February 28, 2020
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