snake cannon 

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

snake cannon by The treebase December 14, 2016

Snake Rat 

A snake rat is someone that calls the police and tells lies.

The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.

Snake Rat by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018

snake in the ground 

Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.

"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"

"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."

snake in the ground by Snakier June 11, 2018

Shakespearezanno

A person who mixes Shakespearean philosophy with modern puns and word play.

To be or not to be, A Shakespearezanno?

Shakespearezanno by DeserTynker June 14, 2018

Snake Fucker 

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.

am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.

Snake Fucker by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

Snakebyte 

The Snakebyte is an electric guitar produced by ESP and it's subsidiary LTD, it is the signature model of Metallica frontman and rhythm guitarist James Hetfield. It is similar in shape to the Gibson Explorer but features slight variations in the contours and carving. The Snakebyte also comes in 2 main colors for the retail versions, Satin Black and Snow White. There is also a Baritone version that comes in See-Thru Purple only. The guitars features and hardware remain the same no matter which version you buy, a U-shaped neck profile with 22 Extra-Jumbo Frets, Hetfield custom Strap Locks, and Hetfield's signature EMG pickups known as the "Het-Set".

Person A: "Dude, the iron cross is hetfield's best guitar!"

Person B: "idk man, the Snakebyte is pretty badass. I think the iron cross has been beat."

Snakebyte by TetrisShark70 September 17, 2019

Snake Boi 

A person who betrays for something or someone else

Omg He left me for that slutt,He a snake boi

Snake Boi by Clatt fukah November 16, 2019