sick duck

the art of getting your dick sucked while your girlfriends head is submerged under water. i.e.-pool,river,hot tub, or while puking over a toilet. mainly in the south.
man i was at my cousins house, she was so drunk she gave me a sick duck.
by s1nc3r3 August 18, 2008
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Sick in the Spray

Catch the narliest wave ever. So sick that if on looking chicks see you they instantly wanna suck your cock!
Dude: Whatcha gonna do today Bro?

BRO: Just gonna go gert sick in the Spray bra.
by Sicky5000 August 04, 2008
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Sunday sickness

This is what some people get every sunday morning or saturday night in order to get a free pass out of church that someone is obligating them to go to.
Obligated person: Ah, sorry I can't go to church with you I am feeling sick.

Obligator: Oh, okay dont worry about it, just get better soon and rest.

Obligated person: Yes! sunday sickness worked again
by Isaac Semilwiess August 28, 2011
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cunt-sick

I licked her out and drank her cunt-sick
by paul carter March 31, 2005
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sick dick

1. A sick dick occurs when a man's fully erect penis is so mighty that it causes "bitches to be Trippin" or another man/woman to say "aaaahhhhh" or "ooohhhhh" in a drawn out manner.

2. When a man's pen-is mightier than a sword.

(in both definitions the word sick is from the sk8r term meaning awesome or "rad")
Man: Behold my PEN-IS!

Woman: aaahhhh.. that is a sick dick!
by mighty hammer May 20, 2011
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Sick Wagon

Free taxi cab service to the hospital via an ambulance, paid for by medicaid.
Scruse me, I need da sick wagon to come pick up mah baby daddy, he aint breefing right, shooooz!
by Lurdle November 03, 2011
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Sick Skinny

Sick skinny refers to a skinny person wearing shorts and t-shirt in a air-conditioning room with temp. 20 degrees.
Sick Skinny

You still don't know the reason you're sick, do you? Are you stupid or what?
by Sick Skinny September 16, 2009
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