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Science

I use science to solve my problems
by foxdimi88 January 2, 2017
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SCIENCE TIME!

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 7, 2019
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Rhyme Scientist

Hey Rhyme Scientist! Can we see that hip hop video! you know that one you showed us last week?..... and the week before that?
by George Stobbart August 4, 2007
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The Art of Monkey Science

The Art of Monkey Science is the artistic study of monkeys who study science. Those who practice the Art of Monkey Science typically also have Asperger's Syndrome.
by John Diesel November 20, 2010
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science

A conformists dream come true.

Science enabled the government to institutionally indoctrinate us and take away more and more freedom from us.

science is a prison
The government is your GOD now!
by Think outside the box. March 13, 2005
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schonsleberry

verb: to be fucked. completely fucked. so fucked that you'll never make it out. you're a goner.
Oh shit! Homeboy got straight schonsleberried.
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
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Scientist

Among the least socially responsible people on the planet.
Having scientist on a resume doesn't make someone more trustworthy, if anything you know this is somebody who thinks it's okay to fuck with animals and claim it's for a greater good. It's bad enough that people have turned animals into pets, and scientists think they should be willing and cooperative Guinea pigs for humans.
by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020
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