Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019

I was in fear for my safety

I was in fear for my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a low burden of proof from the officer or department.

I was in fear for my safety therefore I shot the suspect

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

Sage

A boy (only a boy) with a massive penis, usually bigger than an elephants.

Sage will bag ur hoe and mess ur girl.

by Sageissagoat13 April 6, 2017

Sage

Sage basically means awesome, cool etc. It was a word that i just spurted out one day in the middle of a uni lecture as i had gotten sick and tired of the norm.

"hey look at this game"
"that game is sage man"

by Alex August 7, 2006

sage

slang for salvia divorium

that sage fucked me right up!

by flynigger February 4, 2004

Sage Hill

The gayest school in Orange County in whic a car show could easily be put together by the freshman class cars in the parking lot alone

If you go to Sage Hill your ass belongs is a Mercedes.

by freshman November 16, 2003

Safety Safe

The epitome of epic phailure.

Dude, that was totally a Safety Safe idea.

Safety Safe, you're and epic phailure.

by K Phamz August 23, 2007