Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.

Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.

by Kuraion August 3, 2018

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

[APP]roasting

APProasting
using an APP in a
tactful, mean,
or (snarky) way
*which mAy Be
incredibly mean-spirited
in order to poke fun
at someone, tease,
ruthlessly ridicule
trash talk, mock,
and/or even
in an attempt to
manipulate an individual
and/or group of people

Lots of people enjoy
APProasting Donald Trump on Twitter.

by BlakeSke January 23, 2019

Roast your lamb

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven

honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor

by haljoe June 8, 2018

Greek roast

Fish and chips

I can't be bothered cooking tonight so we're having a Greek roast for dinner

by guineapigface June 29, 2019

Roasted vagina

When a vagina looks like roast beef

I hate roasted vagina

by Roasted vagina July 5, 2019

roast post

A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.

This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.

A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file

by dann1burk November 8, 2019