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Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023
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twenty-seven percenters

1. People either genuinely crazy or so woefully misinformed about how the world works, the bases for their decision making is so flawed they may as well be crazy.
2. People with a worldview which lead them to disagree with what you consider rationality even though they arrive at their positions through rational means.
3. See also birther
Obama vs. Alan Keyes is proof. Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshit crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But the twenty-seven percenters in Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population.
by pete mack May 6, 2011
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Pure Energy

Greatest rechargable battery brand ever.
Damnit, my shitty dollar store batteries are all used up. Now I can use the good Pure Energy ones I just bought.. and they'll last for so long!!
by useful idiot October 28, 2004
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Pureblood

The name given to the notorious John Johnson of the Johns. Creator of the infamous and ego damaging game known only as 'prove your piabs'.
"Shit, it's the Pureblood and his boys! We must flee!"
by J-Me May 28, 2004
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Pure Cheek

Really Awesome guy/gal who favours cheekyness and flirting as a way to anything they want, including food, alcohol, possibly drugs and of course women.

All round top person! (Y)
Rachel: OMG, this guy just came up to me and went OI OI CHEEKY, he was Really Awesome. Do you know him?

Ross: No, but whoever he is he sounds Pure Cheek!
by Rufus 3 7 9 May 24, 2011
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five-percenter

95 percent of the population is either culturaly or religiously brainwashed and incapable of free thought. That leaves 5 percent of the population who actually "get it".
"Dude - you're not going to bring that stripper to the hockey game, are you? Don't you think your girlfriend will find out?"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal"
by Brizad September 30, 2003
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punce

1.A punce is a dick/pussy licker
2.A bisexual
"Yo punce, fuck off bitch"
or
"Wow, your a punce?"
by Kavi July 18, 2004
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