Torque the Pork

The process of ravaging a piece of meat

I'm going to torque the pork tonight!

Torque the Pork by Metaflare February 5, 2015

nan's pork chops 

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.

Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.

nan's pork chops by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016

pull my pork 

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

pull my pork by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016

haitian fire pork 

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

haitian fire pork by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

chicken or pork 

similar to the ink blot test—able to tell if a person is sane. (if they pick pork)

Vape: "If you had to get rid of one: chicken or pork"
Sane person: "pork"

chicken or pork by Jhonny25 May 19, 2022

Thick as a pork market 

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

Thick as a pork market by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath 

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021