poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.
Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.
by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021
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Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.
I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.
by Cornelius Dickilus April 13, 2009
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Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.
I had to hush poop when my friends were over.
by fartknuckle October 26, 2008
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poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.
I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.
by Le pew pew March 18, 2016
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Poop meitiner

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.
This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.
by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019
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fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops
Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops
by Thepoopsloreguy April 09, 2018
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Prime the poop

To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.
This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.
by GingerWiki May 22, 2021
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