parking

to have sex in a park

do u wanna go parking wif me?

by clumsy pixie XD November 29, 2009

Perrin

A person of low intellect, low self-esteem and low intelligence. A deadbeat. A dimwit. A No-hoper. One who is truly damned to a life of total frustration. Usually they will make a rod for their own backs, being caught out in countless lies and a web of deceit. One who delights in displaying their crass intentions and poor language. Almost always depicted in photographic images, squatting on one knee and cradling a fish of some description. Also prone to bouts of tap-dancing at inopportune moments. Invariably, work-shy. Occasionally a Perrin will be given a 'dead-end job' without having the intelligence to realise it.

Example of correct useage: OMG! Can you smell that fish?

No. Don't be a stupid, ignorant, daft prat-of-a-Perrin! It's a Perrin smelling of fish, you silly Perrin!

by Francis Davies May 12, 2013

Pekin

A very small town of less than 200 people located between Lonaconing and Westernport. It is officially part of Lonaconing now, but the area is still know as Pekin or Nikep. There are a couple stories as to why the small town has two names. The actual story is most likely lost in history.

I live in a small town of 2,000 people. Oh yeah....I live in PEKIN.
You win.

by Valley Girl 1354 December 30, 2008

perinear

something your about to do but damn near did it

I was perinear buy BJ a salada

by Rob Dizle December 24, 2006

Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.

by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011

parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.

Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015