mrs parsons

mrs parsons is a assistant principal at chaffey secondary college she is a fat bitch that will tell you off for the stupidest things

kid 1: bro follow me i wanna show you something cool
kid 2 : alr
mrs parsons: WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING BACK HERE?????
kid 1 : i hate you miss.

by eevee lover November 24, 2024

Bougie Patrón

Official term for a male stripper/prostitute in Tijuana, Mexico

Man I sure would like a Bougie Patrón for Christmas.

by RGBTO December 6, 2024

Female Partner

A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.

My female partner is not a girlfriend.

by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025

Self-partnered

Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.

Emma Watson is known to call herself self-partnered to try to re-energize her fading fan base.

by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025

Self-partnered

Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.

Emma Watson is known to call herself self-partnered to try to re-energize her fading fan base.

by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025

Arlo Parsonage

A boy who can only speak to girls of the age of 7

Arlo Parsonage keeps kissing ollie forest 6 year old sister

by Ollie Forest January 29, 2025

mr panton

deputy head of chis and sid who is probably 5 foot and has a passion for making children cry. his hobbies include being northern, sport of some kind and shouting at the year 7s for pushing in the canteen queue. his weakness ishis height.

person 1: “shit hide your phone mr panton’s here!”

person 2: “thanks you just saved me from the biggest northern lecture of all time”

by year7scaresme March 3, 2025