pole

Penis On LEgs. Used when the words Dick Head are not enough.

Darren is a pole; A Pole, Tom Is. (yoda)

by bob ted April 3, 2005

soul pole dodger

One who is owned by one or more Cunt Nazis. See Cunt Nazi

That little soul pole dodger just struck out. Fat Tyrone made her cum 3 times and wash his dirty underwear.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

pole smoker

Michelle Lapoint
AKA Smokey

Lapoint smoked rednecks pole on a daily basis.
Lapoint is outside smoking rednecks pole.

by --- October 8, 2004

pole

The word retards use when they don't know the difference between "poll" and "pole".

Originated somewhere on the internet, possibly Anandtech forums, probably not.

***POLE*** Which of these chicks is the hottest
a) My mom
b) The prostitute I hooked up with last week

by Lonyo January 13, 2005

Pole smoker

Any fan of Mexican soccer team America.

That vato rooting for America is a pole smoker.

by Jorge Vergara October 7, 2003

pole riding

The sexual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there anus and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). They then begin to "ride the pole," this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a sexual suggestive manner. In doing so this forces the pole further down the rectum. This is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bloody mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. Pole riding can be quite sexualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. Limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.

St. G - hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot

Chris - ya man it's nice and fat, i've already hit it up

St. G - ohh... that explains the limping

Chris - ya pole riding's the shit!

by sick man June 1, 2006

south pole

a slang definition for a males penis

i boned that bitch using my south pole

by the man October 6, 2003