garbage plate

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

platypus

he´s kind of a mammal that lays eggs. His face shape is like a duckbill. Beaver-tailed and otter-footed animal.

i think a platypus is just like a random animal as he has parts of a lot of different animals¡¡

by mr:- January 1, 2011

Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.

Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.

by Owlandstag April 21, 2016

Paty

Please and thank you

Can you send people pics of the graduation?

PATY

by Mrxeux June 5, 2017

Glass Pie Plate

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.

"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"

by J-Bills March 12, 2008

portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.

Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.

by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008

platypuss

noun. Said of a fugly, fucked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.

Justin: Maybe you should ask her out!
Seantel: Ishu crazy??? She a platypuss!
Justin: I kno...bet she put out easy.

Sarah Silverman is such a platypuss!

by xndrso November 28, 2007