Persian passing

Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.

Regular kids:

81-100 = Great

76-80 = Good

70-75 = Average

56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad

Persian kids
95+ = Passing

85-94 = Where did the rest go

75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family

Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity

Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!

by persianbaby June 14, 2018

Micro passive aggression

The act of intentionally entrapping someone into committing what an overly sensitive person would consider a micro aggression.

That moustachioed woman, dressed in a suit, and wearing a bowler, got upset when i called her “sir.” That’s a micro passive aggression.

by ExtremeParent January 16, 2019

russian passion flakie

Russian Passion Flakie

The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair

Hayley gave me a hard Russian passion flakie last night and I'm still all red

by Squishy Frog March 23, 2021

Slutty Pepsi

A type of coitus, often preformed by lesbians, is preformed when a can of Pepsi Cola is inserted into the vagina. The can must be open. The initiator will continue thrusting the can in and out until all of the Pepsi is in the vagina. The person with the cola in their vagina then does a series of 5 cartwheels, with the cola dripping out. The Pepsi will then be everywhere, and the initiator will lick the Pepsi off the floor. The Slutty Pepsi is often described as being very sexual and people involved will often have extreme orgasms, sometimes lasting hours.

Lillian: My lesbian partner, Julie, and I preformed the Slutty Pepsi last night. We both had extreme and long lasting orgasms.
Jared: Ah, how interesting. I’d love to try it with my little pumpkin. She’s very good at gymnastics.

by TheFairLadyAcrossTheStreet June 29, 2021

Anal passing

Anal passing is where two people put the ends of their asses opposite each other and stretch it widely so that when one of them poops, the poop goes into the other's ass and they keep passing it around.

The two students got caught anal passing and were expelled

by OfficialChocolateBar September 1, 2021

Mango pepsi

Mango pepsi is a cola with the taste of mango. Its kinda good, but is best as a sommer drink. People think its bad but sometimes is good.

Person 1: Imma get sum mango pepsi, u wanna get sum?
Person 2: Nah fam, its a sommer drink

by Vix69420 January 25, 2022

Obsessive Passion

Obsessive passion entails becoming obsessed with or relentlessly pursuing that which one is passionate about. With Obsessive Passion, the activity overpowers the person. A sense of self-control is lost such as the inability to cease the activity that causes harm, feelings of guilt, shame, or burnout. There is a compulsion to the activity as in becoming controlled by the activity.

his obsessive passion for basketball made him one of the best to ever play.

by páthos November 10, 2022