Peeased

You're a guy. You're with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table fuckin' chillin' until some hottt ass chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. Everything's going fuckin' great and you're sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. "Can you take me to the restroom? ;)" She's trying to take you in private to hook up, and you get ready to tell her you had a vasectomy so you don't have to wear a condom. You got that swag in your step and the she drops her pants and you're making eye contact with that cunt. You know she's ready, at this point you go in for that kiss cause girls like to do stupid shit like that, but then, suddenly, A RIVER OF PISS JUST STARTS FUCKING FLOWING OUT OF HER. You hear the loud hiss of disappointment as your dreams of fucking go down the drain with her piss. She dips like the complete tease she is knowing damn well she showed you her calico and then left your disappointed ass there with balls as blue as the bathroom tiles. You walk out of the bathroom looking defeated, so your homies hand you some sauerkraut and a coors and then tease the shit out of you because your bitch ass got peeased.

"Shiiii bruh, ma nigga Anders was fa sho he was gon' git pleased, but that po' nigga got his ass peeased!"
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by QueefEater696969 June 22, 2016

Peep

To notice something.

Wan: Aye bro Dave was acting shady.
Dev: Yeah I peeped homie.

by Wiz Khalifa June 15, 2016

peepee treat

Rice Crispy treats that were urinated on.

A slang term referring to Kellogg's Rice Crispy Treats (and other Rice Crispy products). The name refers to a video posted in 2014 where an unidentified man urinates on the conveyor belt which the rice crispier were transported on. Kellogg Many of them have been recalled but there are still hundreds out there.

Guy 1: Hey Nick, I just gave Steve a peepee treat and he actually are it.

Guy 2: Serves him right for stealing your chips.

by Supercoolsome June 7, 2016

Peep

A vagina or penis

Jackson: Bruh I stink forreal

Taylor: Its probably your stinky peep

by fuckmefuckmefuckmeINTHEASS May 22, 2016

Peep

Check out or take a look at.

Did you peep those new kicks I was telling you about ?

by Copaset August 3, 2016

Peep

Look into somthing ; investigate

Girl 1: girl i think my man cheating on me

Girl 2: hold on ima peep that shit

by Lmao420 December 20, 2016

peepee-atrician

Person who professionally deals with the health of minor wee wee.

K Timmy, the peepee-atrician needs to take a looksie at your schnitzel.

by thejellydonutman March 15, 2017