pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

pinging the needle

When one becomes so intoxicated with alcohol that they could not possibly get any more intoxicated without vomiting, or remaining conscious. This is when your internal alcohol tolerance "meter" maxes out, or hits the limiter, thus, "pinging the needle."

"Holy shit, last night I was so sloshed I almost ralphed out the window of the car on the way home, but I just ended up drooling on myself- definately pinging the needle!"

by mike mclovin May 24, 2008

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011

big green needle

Lethal injection, usually in the context of animal euthanasia.

Comes from the greenish color of many medical syringes and the large volume of barbiturates they use to ensure a quick and certain death.

Sometimes capitalized or put in quotations for emphasis, i.e - "The Big Green Needle"

100+ Google hits. Deny me, bro.

"When I adopted Rover out of the animal shelter he was a week away from getting the big green needle, I'm so glad I found him in time!"

"It's sick how they dragged out Terri Schiavo's life that way. If she had been a dog they would have given her the big green needle years ago."

by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 20, 2014

this guy needs a biscuit

used when an opponent is low on hp or in a bad position in fortnite

this guy needs a biscuit bro

by syrnesto May 28, 2019

Pull the Needle Out

to get something over with; something that can occur rapidly

Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.

by Frank Yeck January 31, 2022

Threading the Needle

While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.

Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!

by Eliot The Great July 15, 2014