good morning

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.

I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.

by RBurton May 13, 2008

Morning Glory

Awakening in the morning after a very good dream, which results in sexual feelings. Also a song by Oasis, a British Indie band, which is about drugs and why people addicted need to "Wake Up" and realise that there is more to life.

Furthermore, "(Whats The Story) Morning Glory" is also an album by Oasis, released in Febuary of the year 2000. It is hailed by many as the greatest of its generation, with some amazing hits such as Roll With It, Champagne Supernova, Dont Look Back In Anger, and of course, possibly their most famous song of all timw, Wonderwall.

All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razorblade (Usually associated with sniffing cocaine)

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Need a little time to wake up, Need a little time to wake up wake up, Need a little time to rest your mind? You know you should so I guess you might as well (Need to get real and realise that drugs arent everything, last line signifies that the person on drugs knows its wrong, and knows they should be off them, so why dont they just do it?)

Well.....Whats the story Morning Glory? (Signifies that drugs are an illusion to make you feel good)

by EchoPark June 28, 2005

Morning Lift-Off

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

Waking up with a HardOn is also known as a Morning Lift-Off

by HeadCandy February 20, 2009

sunday morning

a very, very easy girl that gets around.

she's easy like sunday morning

by nittomr2 May 21, 2008

morning glory

a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"

joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7

by joe levy October 21, 2003

Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.

Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.

by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010

Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009