Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."
Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"
Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick
Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"
Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick
by Magical Ninja March 08, 2008
by AznTigr November 11, 2003
by Cry me to the moon June 26, 2018
Black magic a.k.a jakomäki magic means that a dark individual spells out magic words and suddenly you have a knife in your side and you are missing your bike
NiBBa: Hey! Do you wanna see black magic?
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
Me: Sure I do
NiBBa: Abrakadabra, my sister is nine. Take a walk, cus your bike is now mine!
by Sneaky motherfucker April 25, 2019
the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.
man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"
by badger winnet September 09, 2016
The original Dungeons & Dragons arcane class, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard class. At the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn't wear any armor. A sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.
Al-Kazak Elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.
Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.
Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.
Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.
Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.
by frostknave July 27, 2009
An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.
Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.
by Stick the UrbanMan April 22, 2021