magic stick

a wonderfully large schlong

Did you see the magic stick he whipped out? It was drool worthy!

by AznTigr November 11, 2003

magic rubber

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.

Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.

by Stick the UrbanMan April 21, 2021

magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.

I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.

by Bald@21 September 8, 2012

Magic Phone

a magic phone is any smart phone that is capable of answering questions.

hey where's the nearest place to buy beer?
i dont know lemme look it up on the magic phone.

what kind of animal is the most dangerous?
MAGIC PHONE!

by i came up with magic phone September 5, 2011

The Magic Cumdom

An explosion of cum after hard rough sex and magically disappears in the partners mouth

man i had the best makeout session ever

yeah?what happened

I had the magic cumdom

NICE

by Raaawwwwr March 26, 2010

Magical Genie

A really cool person who can predict the future, keep a good conversation and inspire. They happen to be freakin amazing writers and are true artists. extremely psychedelic and hippie-awesome. They can get really crazy or creative without drinks or drugs therefore making them cool

"Omg that girl is like such a magical genie bro. Have you read her writing? so yeah man that chicks gonna fly up to the sun riding a double rainbow."

by a magical genie:) October 27, 2010

magic-user

The original Dungeons & Dragons arcane class, roughly equivalent to the current (fourth edition) wizard class. At the beginning of a game, a magic-user would have only one spell (typically, sleep or magic missile), could have as little as one hit point, and couldn't wear any armor. A sucky character for the first several adventurers, and not likely to live very long.

Al-Kazak Elam, first level magic-user, enters the dungeon with his fellow adventurers.

Dungeon Master: You're attacked by a kobold (rolls dice). The kobold has initiative, attacks, and (rolls) does one point of damage to (rolls) Al-Kazak.

Al-Kazak Elam: Dead again. First room. Again.

by frostknave July 27, 2009