sideways laptoping

The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

Fart Lapse

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014

LAPD

Los Angeles Police Division. Responsible for being racist and failing miserably at solving murders.

Too bad the LAPD isn't better at investigations, because lots of people get murdered in LA.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

lappy

Another popular name for the laptop.

Hold on; lemme get my lappy and then I can show you that email.

by J.Lup. January 19, 2011

lapsy pa

a cork slang word for a retard/stupid looking person

do i look good ?
sure , if your comparing yourself to a lapsy pa !!

by paulcozz January 23, 2007

laptopless

Someone too poor to afford a laptop. They have to settle for an old desktop and cant go anywhere or be mobile so they get agressive towards laptop users. They dont have the money to afford a good laptop or any laptop for that matter so they hate on them because they cant afford it and are stuck immobile at a desktop. Desktops are for poor people.

Oh awesome, Tony just bought a new laptop. Too bad you're laptopless. You're Poor.

I have 3 laptops and 3 desktops. You can't afford either. You're Poor.

by Cromius September 17, 2007

Laptop Smacker

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.

guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)

by Yadog May 29, 2009