when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023
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person 2: its only cillian kelleher, leave him at it
person 2: its only cillian kelleher, leave him at it
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M: J Helen Keller'ed me so well this morning, I couldn't get out of bed for an additional two hours before eating a real breakfast!!
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Man Mhy’kell you give some great advice and you always putting me on or helping me out I can’t wait for it to be your time to be booed up and happy
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Yo Ma'kell, what's good man?
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