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knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
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Cock-knock

Same idea as the "pussy slap" but for a penis.
She just walked past and gave me a cock-knock ;)
by Caitanator December 23, 2023
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Knock-Out Artist

Someone in prison who waits until their cell mate falls asleep. Once asleep, the Artist knocks them unconscious and proceeds to rape them violently.
“They call me The Original Knock-Out Artist. Pass out in my cell and I’ll turn that ass into a Penitentiary Picasso!”
by LongCokSchock94 December 25, 2023
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Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound
P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes
by Yod1000 January 9, 2024
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Knock Head

A strange uncle who goes by the name of Callum and has a fetis for knocking on the lights
Heard about that new, he likes lights. He's a knock head
by Honkeypete January 31, 2024
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tommy knocking

Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.
"We almost got caught up Tommy Knocking today."
by anonymous February 5, 2023
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hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.
Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.
by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022
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