Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.

My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend

by Hodgcov November 1, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Knock sacks

To knock sacks is to slam you and a bros nutsacks together while you are doing double penetration on a girl.

Bro, me and Johnny are gonna knock sacks on Alyssa tonight.

by Willy the Huge October 4, 2017

Cock knock

An annoying person or jerky bastard

She’s a cock knock she’s always like “Knock knock” it’s Aimee and I’m here for ALL THE COCK

by Jay2021 September 12, 2021

Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023

Knocked over

Knocking midgets over with the grill of a truck.

I knocked over a midget over like a spare in bowling

by Half stop July 28, 2022