Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A rare occurrence at night where a blocky baby zombie is riding a blocky chicken in a world where everything is a cube, also known as Minecraft.

"I just saw a chicken jockey last night!"

by Steve (Minecraft) April 22, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A meme going viral as of April 2025. From the “A Minecraft Movie” release where Jack Black, AKA Steve says the phrase ‘Chicken Jockey’ whilst in a fight with a baby zombie riding a chicken, referring to the hit ‘Minecraft’ game.

Chicken Jockey!!!

by metogood2 April 7, 2025

Chicken jockey

The rare appearance of a baby zombie, baby zombified piglin, baby zombie villager, baby husk, or baby drowned riding a chicken.

player 1: “Do you see that baby zombie riding that pig over there?”
player 2: “Oh yeah, that’s just a chicken jockey.”

by odiblelaila April 6, 2025

cross jockey

n. A highly religious catholic

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."

by LostPenguin June 13, 2005

Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020

Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.

Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.

by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024