Internet Sucubus

Stuff on the web that just really sucks you in. Like super addictive. You get lost, and are all like 'where did the hours go?''

Reddit, Tumblr, this is a sentence. I'm so internet sucubused right now

by Internet Sucubus November 4, 2014

offline internet

Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet

Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!

Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet

by Robocoppa January 17, 2006

Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection

Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.

by hurlyburly2 April 1, 2009

Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.

Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.

by The Baron of Internets March 4, 2005

internet ambien

Watching internet porn before bed

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌

by SekcWelds April 24, 2017

internet osmosis

the passive process by which one learns of something via a. social networks or b. other forms of internet-based informational services. It is key to note that the knowledge in question must be about something one does not have first-hand exposure to and/or experience with.

Used most specifically in reference to second-hand knowledge of internet-based phenomena/culture such as a meme.

Etymology: An adaptation of osmosis as defined as a study method.

"The cake is a lie?" Yeah, I know what that references - I've never played Portal but I learned about that meme through internet osmosis.

by MissMercurial July 11, 2011

Internet Balls

People who are braver behind emails than in person

Justin had internet balls when writing that scathing email, but when I confronted him in person and he acted like a baby back bitch.

by DowntownDugan March 28, 2013