Inflirment

The act of taking a shit in the toilet and forgetting to properly flush it.

Bob: John, Please don't inflirment in the toilet.

by TheWindSoldier April 4, 2010

Infesticated

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.

Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.

by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

infidelity

a threesome you weren't invited to

She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.

by partytrap February 24, 2013

Infinity

Most people us infinity to describe a number. However, infinity is not a number, but the idea that numbers never end.

I love you the most.
I love you the most x 2.
I love you the most x infinty.
That cant work you jackass

by Big B December 29, 2004

inflammable

A word which means easily ignited.

flammable

Simon: "Hey philip do you think my ass is inflammable?"

Philip: "Lets find out......."

Simon: "Oh you sh*t head, you just set my anus on fire!"

Simon & Philip: (laughter)

by Skii May 7, 2005

Infowars

A website run by the most insane conspiracy theorist on the planet. He's one of the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, and he also believes that school shootings aren't real, and are all staged, such as Sandy Hook or Stoneman Douglas High. No wonder he was censored by a lot of other media-streaming websites. Not to mention, his team of conspiracy theorists also go around and "debunk" baseless claims that have been proven wrong before. Alex Jones, get a life.

Some Random Guy: Yo, did you not realize that Sandy Hook was just a bunch of actors and no one died?
Some Random Guy's Friend: Where the heck did you get that from?
Some Random Guy: Infowars. It provides the truth, and nothing but the truth. Also, the government controls our weather!
Some Random Guy's Friend: Look what this website turned you into, stop reading their crap!

by AngryDragon15 November 11, 2018

infertile

someone who cant get pregnant.

Infertile mean's someone who can not get pregnant.

by Your briefcase October 19, 2010