Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

Humped and Dumped by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

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humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it

man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.

humper dumper by JG9 March 11, 2009

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humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

humpy dumpy by Jay Dower May 30, 2006