Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.

"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"

by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017

Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

pre hump day

Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.

Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.

by Mayhematty January 23, 2018

Humped

When something absolutely smacks

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED

by corndog5 August 18, 2024

camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.

My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt

by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011