Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

golden rum

Slang term for piss on the seat of a toilet.

I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...

MY WIFE: That was fast!

ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.

by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006

Golden sauna

When the last person in the sauna takes a crafty piss into the water bucket ready for the next users, giving a very pungent aroma to clear the sinuses.

Take a wazz in the bucket old chap. Andy really enjoys a golden sauna.

by Scatboy July 1, 2008

Golden Assist

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.

Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!

by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009

Golden Sword

When a Fat woman touches your dick and you get the biggest boner of your life. Your dick is at maximum power ready to fuck some bitches up! "Your sword is stronger, you can feel it throbbing in your hand".

-misconception-annihilated

1) In the SNES Classic "The Legend of Zelda A Link To the Past" a fat fairy upgrades your master sword a so that it becomes the Golden Sword.

2) I got a Golden Sword in my pants right now

by misconception-annihilated March 1, 2010

Golden Spino

Dutch gay boi who makes animations to distract himself from the real terror and horror of the world

Oh damn, that guy is Golden Spino

by Typical-IceCream November 14, 2017

Golden Eagle

When somebody’s foot and toes are afflicted with arthritis and vascular disease in which the person has lost at least 1 (generally 2 or more) toes and the toes become contracted into a claw of a eagle. In addition the toes nails are long and golden from neglect forming sharp and potentially deadly talons.

Maria, when prepping the golden eagle for surgery make sure to clean well between the talons.

by The Doctor of NY May 28, 2021