When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass
Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.
Really was she hot
Fuck yeah, that's why I did it
When the male puts his dick in a hotdog bun, and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.
“Whats wrong, bro”
“My girl ate my hotdog last night”
“Damn, with ketchup or mustard?”
During sex or your math lesson:
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Dude, my girl taught me math last night.
The meaning of life.
When the male puts his dick in a hotdog and his partner proceeds to eat it as if it were a hotdog.
“Mustard or ketchup”