twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014

hungarian goggles

Having a man's ball sack set upon your eyes while his penis lays on your nose.

Hungarian goggles appears as a Mask. Used during foreplay.

by cmrs1980 April 14, 2014

bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

OHL Goggles

The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.

*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."

by puckslut January 24, 2015

Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.

Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.

by yerduae February 1, 2015

spandex goggles

Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.

man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.

by Group Dynamics May 14, 2015