Goonbobbing

Licking and sucking on a SpongeBob Popsicle so hard and repeatedly that one enters the “goon zone” can only be achieved by sucking on the original brand SpongeBob popsicle.

Oh man I was goonbobbing so hard last night… couldn’t take my mouth off of that little sucker. I entered the goon zone as soon as my tongue stroked its little yellow body.

by neverforget1776 May 1, 2024

Goon Scrolling

When you scroll on a website and Goon at the same time.

I love Goon Scrolling to gay men on twitter.

by diminutives May 5, 2024

Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.

Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?

by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024

Goon

When you love to be Horne and masturbate :DDDDDD

"Ahhhh! I'm such a goon tee-hee"

by ermnahgh May 8, 2024

goon sauce

(n.)
good ol' lube.

natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.

bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.

by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024

Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning

Alex just goon spreaded!!

by Yung weej May 12, 2024

goonbuck

type of currency relating to gooning

"how many goonbucks does it take for a goonberry bug to get into goonland?"

"it takes 4 goonbucks to get into goonland"

by goonin giddy May 12, 2024