grandmas butthole

A meme page on instagram that posts memes and has over 1 million followers. Extreeme Gay style

Have you seen that meme about egg?

Yea it was posted by grandmas butthole

by Hegg December 7, 2017

grandmauled

To be excessively hugged and loved by your grandmother, often accompanied with make-up stains on one's shirt.

I went to a family funeral yesterday and was totally grandmauled.

by batemun October 4, 2010

grandmapedia

Similar to wikipedia, though not anywhere near as factual. Grandmapedia is knowledge that is not available on the internet, as Grandma is not connected to the Internet and generates her own facts and content.

Grandma: The Rolling Stones band is very well educated. You know Mick Jagger has two PhDs.
Daughter: No, mom. I don't think that is accurate.
Grandma: Yes it is. The whole band is highly educated
Grand daughter: I find that hard to believe.
Grandma: Keith Richards also graduated with some great degrees.
Son: I believe that this is factual according to grandmapedia, though may not be available on wikipedia.

by the comand'r February 2, 2018

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST February 20, 2011

Grandcat

When your child has a cat you have to support.

"I just sent my daughter a package full of toys for my grandcat."

by tjfontaine October 7, 2011

grandlad

An absolute LAD who is slightly more advanced in years than your typical 'young LAD'.

- "Check out grandad over there busting out those awesome dance moves."
- "He ain't no grandad, he's a grandLAD!"

by olm34kn April 9, 2012

Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016