tjfontaine's definitions

Ass Rent

The amount of beverages you must buy at a bar or coffee shop to justify the space you take up.

"Come down from the balcony and pay your Ass Rent, you've been nursing a single shot for three hours."

by tjfontaine February 14, 2012

Grandcat

When your child has a cat you have to support.

"I just sent my daughter a package full of toys for my grandcat."

by tjfontaine October 7, 2011