Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

Gloobenshmire

The cheesy substance that builds up in the space between youre ballsack and your asshole. The texture is similar to toe jam.

Robert: Damn dude, i got some major gloobenshmire going on here.
Ricky: Ewwwwww stay away from me man.... i dont wanna get all glooby.

by notyourmomsloverman September 27, 2011

Glougue

The flapping sounds of a calorie-challenged (fat) person's leg fat slapping together.

Another form could be = Glouguer. This is the name given to to the person with said glouging problems.

The glougue of Carly's thigh's could be heard across the lunch room; We all knew instantly she was a Glouger.

by AJL008 November 15, 2011

Glowclouding

The act of dropping dead animals onto stuff

I began glowclouding on top of the White Sand Ice Cream Shop

by Shibalulu December 11, 2013

globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.

I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.

by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014

glomjorious

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.

1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.

by eggbig June 6, 2014

glock in my hyundarri

When you want to exclaim that you have a glock located in your 'rari, but you remember you're not so well off and can only afford a mid-range Hyundai sedan.

I'm not sitting on stacks, so I'll have to strap a glock in my hyundarri at the very least.

by dotjarz January 10, 2016