longitudinal 

When you're lost and choose to follow Bear Grylls advice and survive in a luxury hotel

"It was tough and I was almost a goner, but then I remembered longitudinal and my survival training kicked in. I drove to the hotel, paid for a luxury suite and survived the night"

longitudinal by 8ightPies July 30, 2021

longitudinal wave 

something you dont need to know

longitudinal waves arent important

longitudinal wave by [e-mail] October 16, 2017

Longituding 

The act of rapidly moving the penis up and down between a woman's butt cheeks.

I was feeling crazy last night but she wasn't feeling anal so we ripped some fireball and stated longituding.

Longituding by Pussypoppin July 4, 2014

Elongitudinalizeated 

Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense.

NOTE: This is an example of an entirely unnecessary transformation of a standard English word, into a much larger colloquy, with usually at least 5 times the letters of the original word (which is now lost in a soggy quagmire of sewer-worthy American filth).

Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."

Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"

Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"

American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"

Elongitudinalizeated by Sam Chadwick December 13, 2007