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stupid fucking idiot

People who tend to use Urban Dictionary to amuse themselves (and only themselves) by making up defenitions for people they hate.
"Hahaha, I am totally burning him by putting his name in this!"
by The Lost Skeleton January 9, 2005
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Bottle Fucking

1. Inserting bottle into ass or pussy.
2. Inserting dick into bottle.
Did you see that bottle fucking video? 3.ly/MathAnLectures
by Bottle Fucker January 7, 2011
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Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
by youlazyass December 6, 2009
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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.
by katielibertine April 15, 2009
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Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period
LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off
by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012
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hard fucking

"So did you guys make tender music last night, Bill?"
"Shit, no! I gave Monica a dose of my hard fucking!"
by sumdood January 4, 2005
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Dumb Fucking Bitch

A woman who does not listen to any form of reason, often responding to reason with a dumb, bitchy response.

A woman who expects you to do everything and anything at all times and bitches you out if you dont do only one of those.
Mom: You don't try to get a job so your being disrespectful
Me: (thinking) wow your such a DUMB FUCKING BITCH
by This Guy Making This Post July 12, 2011
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