funky flush

When you go to the toilet after someone has cum in you and it’s a bit funky

“Hey Al just got cummed in again by John just going to the toilet “
“Corrr that was a funky flush”

by Mcgeorgia October 13, 2019

2 flusha

When ur poop way to big for one flush so u have to use two to get that baby down the tubes

2 flusha breaks the boundaries of language. can be used in any country.

Damn son, i just laid a 2 flusha.

by flushaguy November 12, 2019

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019

caucasian flush

The white person version of Asian flush -- A debilitating array of symptoms white people experience when eating any spicy foods, including a running nose, tears, and the face turning red. A crippling, full-body experience caused by even little amounts of spice.

John was experiencing caucasian flush from the white bread, causing him to lay on the floor in the fedal position for 30-45 minutes.

by Mr. Statewide April 8, 2020

Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020

Garbage Flushing

A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.

Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!

by Pseudonymous Johnson June 19, 2020