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Florentina

A very sexy person with many bitches on her dick. Still, she stays celibate, and faithful to our lord. She possesses a fat cat and will run after cats and ducks if she spots them in public.

Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
Wow, who’s that girl in the lake?
Is she stealing a duck?
Must be a Florentina.
by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021
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gone to florida

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.
by Boots October 7, 2003
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Florida Dreads

Super Thin Dreads made popular by African Americans in the South, especially Florida.
Connor S- Yo, a kid in my high school team has Miami Dreads. You should grow some to.

Edgard R- Wtf, are "Florida Dreads"?

Connor S- It the thin dreads most people have in Florida, they look fresh as fuck.
by Eddy Bridgewatah May 2, 2014
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Florida

One of the worst possible places to live in the world. There is not much to do. You can't really go outdoors because its so hot and sunny that if you step outside for ten minutes you get a heat stroke. it sucks to go to the beach during the day because the sun burns like frekin hell. There are no mountains or anything nice. And yet all the retards from up north crowd it like crazy.
florida
by hiiiippl May 13, 2011
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flores

BIG OL BITCH THAT FALLS ASLEEP AFTER ASKING TO HANGOUT
PFC FLORES "DUDE, LETS HANGOUT" PFC SHRAKE "ALRIGHT" *PFC BITCH ASS FLORES FALLS ASLEEP*
by god damn war hero June 1, 2015
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Republic of Florida Militia

A 3-member club of fat kids in Tallahassee who work part time at local fast food franchises. They meet monthly in their parent's basements to discuss video games news and little known Dungeon's & Dragons facts. After said meeting they dress in camouflage and assist the Boy Scouts of America in walking the sidewalks and picking up litter.
I thought I wanted to be in the Republic of Florida Militia, but I really just wanted to impregnate a fat chick with blue hair.
by Jordan Jereb May 13, 2017
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Florida barking spiders

When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
by Delmuire December 23, 2009
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