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florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.
Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
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Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.
Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night
by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023
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Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.
by Florida-Man November 13, 2023
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Florida

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.
Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida Fanboat

A sex act where someone diarrhea shits in front of a house fan whilst someone is on the other side along for the ride.
Mark missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave him the ol' Florida Fanboat.
by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024
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Florida girl mug

When a Florida girl records a video of herself without music and talking just posing
POV: you have a Florida girl mug
by Lya cube November 23, 2024
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