German Firehose

When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.

My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.

by Ronald The Second July 29, 2018

HAH FIRDF

It’s a call for help

If your in any trouble

Just say…
“HAH FIRDF”

by Yeet.boleet May 24, 2021

The first word on the internet

The first ever word typed on the was login, but after the ¨l¨ and the ¨o¨ where typed in, the system crashed. So the first actual word on the internet was ¨lo¨

Charley Kline: Ladies and gentleman, i will type the first word on the internet, ever.
People: woohoo
Charley Kline: *types in l and o*
System: *casually crashes*

by whyrugeh January 14, 2022

drive-by fireworking

When you throw fireworks out of a moving vehicle. Usually done in residential areas.

The Grand-Am was egged because it was speeding through the neighborhood while the occupants inside were drive-by fireworking.

by Mr. Salt July 10, 2006

Stuck in first gear

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009

Chips From the Chocolate Fireball

1. An excellent throwback to the psychedelic rock of the 60s and 70s, authored in 1985 by the members of XTC under their pseudonym "The Dukes of Stratosphear". Includes the song "My Love Explodes".

2. The fragmented raft of brown detritus that lingers in the bowl after a particularly spicy meal sprints its way back to daylight.

I wish I could have been around when Chips From the Chocolate Fireball came out.

by BzBurger February 7, 2010