A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

flat

luiza

luiza is flat

by bigboy231 October 7, 2020

flat

mya byrne

mya byrne is flat as fuck

by oh hey there :) June 12, 2020

Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.

Want me to give you a flat bike?

by misty578 January 23, 2016

Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.

Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"

by Boston Literary April 12, 2016

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023