wrestling is fake

what those asshole friends say when you enjoy wrestling

you: *enjoying wrestling minding your own business*
asshole friend: you know that wrestling is fake right
you: *gets up and kills him* did that feel fake bitch

by caleb_yeetyman May 6, 2020

fake mix'n

to bullshit or to play and fake around. can be a person, place, or thing

Yo' dat nigga be fake mix'n

by bigbootyJ November 28, 2007

fake blow

When a person pretends moves their head up and down over the persons genataila, this is usually done with clothes on

Cmon you always used to laugh when I fake blowed you

by Captain Deadpool September 7, 2016

fake ed

An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.

Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.

by Deelyliah June 11, 2016

Fake Practice

The act of pretending to study for a test such as the SAT but actually playing Sims 3 with all volumes off. Usually results with bad reflexes when someone walks in the door to see your SAT book closed and your face on the screen. It usually causes an awkward moment, stuttering and a bad lie which gets you in even more trouble.

*Mom walks into room*
Mom: What are you doing?
Guilty: I-am-just-watching-the-SAT-tutorial
Mom: That was a Fake Practice right there. You're grounded!

by Papapapokerface23 June 21, 2010

Spring Fake

Going on a "Spring Break" vacation even though you have graduated.

I can't wait for Spring Break! SPRING BREAK (YEAR)! WOOO!

- You aren't in school, you don't get a spring break.

SPRING FAKE (YEAR)!!!! WOOO!

by pooksmcgee February 6, 2010

Femi-Fake

That fold in a chick's jeans, in the crotch area, when it looks like she's got a dick.

Look at that chick sitting down-she's got a Femi-Fake

by acmesupply September 28, 2013