December 13th

December 13th is the day where sMeXy💕 people are born.. soo sLaP thEm iN tHe bAcKkk 😈

your birthday’s December 13th Emily? THeN u GeT a SlAp

by typical_addri November 13, 2019

december 1

give a girl ur fat juicy cock because she desperately needs it day

it’s december 1 now i get my uncles fat juicy scrumptious cock

by tomatosauce3 November 12, 2020

December 16

Don’t go to school day! No-one go to school on December 16th, just to see what will happen!

Daughter: What day is it
Mom: December 16th
Daughter: I don’t feel good
Mom: ok you can stay home

by BeGoneThots2 October 29, 2019

december the three

dumbass way of saying december the 3rd

"my game is on december the three"-Hugo
"ur a fucking idiot"-Michael

by JD09 March 15, 2007

december 4

National kiss your crush day

Best friend : OMG why is she kissing him!

Recess aid : its December 4th

by anonymous December 2, 2020

December 24

If you are born in December 24 you're either a normal human or LOUIS TOMLINSON!
If you are Louis Tomlinson, congratulations! you are the best person ever, an amazing singer-lyricist and wholesome human being, you are kind, humble, accepting and strong, and you deserve the world!!

"Oh It's December 24, It's Lou's birthday!"

by lousmoon October 16, 2020

december 7

slap anyone who’s name is bianca, hayden, ella, sarah, luke, chad, matthew, justin, hailey, and avery on their stomach

someone: todays december 7
hayden: oh no...

by cutecow November 24, 2019